Sometimes
i think i should been born as a man, it seems so much easier really, and I more
than often agree more to men's point of view then women's, and yea
that is not always easy,,, sometimes i even think am lesbian but
that normally passes fast when i see how chicks try so hard to be
sexy, that's a big turn off, just be yourself. I always wonder why
some chicks can’t see a camera on a party without posing
in unnatural strange poses, acting like they are in a magazine for
bold old perverts. Well hold your horses ppl, am not really doubting
my sexuality today, neither am i doubting it tomorrow or day after,
but let’s just say i don't judge anyone.
I was once asked by my ex-boyfriend what i wanted for my birthday, i said bring
home a girl, he left me day after. So am careful these days ... but hey... who can NOT like
boobs!?
I found this list and
it’s just too funny.. .. it made me laugh, because so many things are
just plain right, ha ha women are complicated things guys, dont stick
your hand in the cookie jar unless you ready for some mind
blowing stuff, and maybe this list can help you chicks to keep your men
happy and alert!
Happy Xmas all!
Rules that guys wished girls knew..
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask
us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it
down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not
quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different,
it's just like ever other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not a sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will.
Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing
from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what
makes you thinkwe'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would
look good with your dress?
21. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than
deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to
take the quiz in Cosmo together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how
can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to
come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us
how you want it done - but not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and
neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose
their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it,
just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines
are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going
to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
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