Wednesday, July 1

I blame my neighbour

Bloody Air condition on Casino made me sick... fever and pain in my throat, and BUBBLE, Jesus!! As one of the things isn't enough! And i was so unbelievable hungover both Sunday and Monday so that gotta stop! The hungover i mean ....

A tip: Dragonara serve breakfast to 20:00 and its freaking fabulous marvelous as kicking good! My table order it for me to the break. Along with a big beer! What can i say, my old poker dudes there likes me!


And is it really ok to drink 2 bottles of wine per day?
And 3 nights a week get totally blaaaaastered?

Changes panna changes.. but when?
IMO ..Its too hot now to stand it sober and in winter its too cold! -so wooooooooot?

Actually i blame my neighbor, she walks her dog pass my place every evening and i thought instead of me getting up opening the doorbuzzzer all the time, i gave her keys its very handy indeed, she comes in shout 'haloooo chicka' down to my computer room where i most times are, goes to fridge opening a bottle of vine take two glasses, pull the power cord to my pc and says: enough, balcony, with me. Now!

I really love her ....a lot!
But we have negotiated about the power to the PC as its a bit hard IMO so now i instead stand up straight i her that halloo, and if i don't, she give me some warning. Thanks, most appreciated.

I had a wooden group of table and chairs on my balcony but its was not my idea really, its not that big and besides they where not very uncomfortable and i figure if one BBQ one can just as well sit at the dining table 1 m inside the balcony door so i throw that group out, got a chill sofa and two cozy chairs instead... my sweet landlady had this group in her summer house in Meliha but wanted to throw it, hmmm well when she said that i got little superstitious, she is NOT the throwing type so i though - how do they look?

But its ok, not new ofc, but the better then one can PARTY LIKE a ROCKSTAR and play 'luftguitarr' standing in them. You might not believe this, but am pretty sure if you ask the people on this street i make an awesome Smoke on the water and ABBA's Waterloo to singalong program. Well anyway, i think its absolutley bloody awesome, Milena is a bit more skeptic, but HEY, not everyone can sing like her FFS!

One thing though, am quite tolerant with colors, only one i cant stand is light blue, arghhhh yes ofc the pillows in sofa are light blue, but i will track down someone who can make me new covers, at least i got a sofa! Found some nice groups of furniture but they where all to big so this is okedoki and for free- me like !

Saturday we had a Salsa night, a bit spontaneous, and that's the best! Spontaneous Utz Utz are the best ones, everyone knows this, its not a life NASA secret. However, I might consider leaving my camera home, I don't know what happen but my mistake probably I hit the video function on it, so well just let say its not gooood!


Annefrid & Frida

Frida & Annefrid

And I realized they actually on purpose neglect hitting on the air condition on Fuegos! Salsa should be hot, sweaty and slimy .. obvious logic since people also buy more drinks then. NH GG WP

We also had a great night celebrating Junior! I can for my life dont understand why he even concider playing SS&P omg... Junior can we have some tactic thoughts behind this, too me it seems like a typcial strategi made by Sir alex ' in the end of the day' Ferguson who trains those scums. Keep your day job mate, SS&P will never make you anything but drunk

Night night

Wednesday, June 24

Not again!

Home made Appelpie, vanilla icecream and Baileys....yes can cure anything !

Had yet another bang boom crach meeting with Maltese custumourservice today so after lying at the floor hitting my head blue and green it was either to bake something or break something more, and as i already have a broken pinkey toe ( ) right now so i figure i need to change strategi!

Am still so annoyed how ignorant an unservice minded they are down here so i have to do 'pannbiff med lok, potatis och brun sas' tomorrow!

If this keep up i have to open a bloody resturant!

Pannas Kitchen ( close to be hells kitchen then)


cheers!

Tuesday, June 23

Why didnt i buy the book?

December 2007 i went to Sidney to play the APPT Grand final.

I had an amazing 10 days with poker and travelling, both i love. The poker was worst suckout ever, already written about it here so wont go into that boring part.

One day i went for a long walk, and ended up in a park, in the park they had an exhibition of 'photos from the above'. Am so amazed by these ones, i really can study them forever.

( See my from my blog dec 2007)

I bought a book to give away to a special friend, that took care of Tess for me while away, but how stupid i was to not buy a book full of these amazing pictures to myself, i would have the perfect place for it now, in my Maltese balcony, places on a 'painters staffli' i would change one page every day, read about the mirackle shoot and enjoy the picture.

But i didnt buy the bok. And been lazy, i could prob order it online.but.... not the same...somehow... maybe wish if for xmas!

Its photos taken by Yann Arthus-Bertrand, he fly around our earth and take photos from the above..... its strong beautiful amazing photos. The organization where he is chairman made an movie called : HOME (Yann Arthus-Bertrand are the photographer)
Its very long but, if one take time and watch it, its stunning pics, prefarably i listen to it without commentators just music cos some of the stuff she says is.. well.. dont go with my theori anyway.

But i did hook it up one evening to my TV and sat there in the dark watching these amazing colours, it was nice. Also the lasagna that i cooked that day, eaten in sofa, (love eating in sofa BTW ) was nice, and the redwine was a filthy expensive bottle my boss send me in a packet of 10 bottles for my birthday, i enjoyed it but i still would have enjoyed having the book even more

Wednesday, June 10

Now i feel bad!

Omg... i just yelled at someone at Vodapone so i almost feel ashame, long time since that happen, i mean not that i complain lol, am a bitch, but that i feel ashame over it.

I feel close to sick.

I scream at him and told him ok lets do it the maltese way then!! Lets scream as you small pastitzi boys do.. lets scream and be rude! I even cursed him in maltese.....i feel horrible now..... i told him he should go and **** a goat

BUT i hate the fact they dont shut up and listen but just keep on emphezising their own voice, and then ask can you repeat that madam? Makes me furious, you know what i mean if you ever tried dealing with Maltese people buisness wise( not privatley)

so i among many other things i told him no i cant repeat, if you listen you know what the question was! and then it continued... and esceladed to a level where i belaive they could hear me at surfside!


arghhhhhh fuck now i feel so bad! i mean i like Malta and Maltese people, now am confused, but i really really hate vodapone!

And i qued for ages, and they connected me wrong 4 times, and i had to explain for 4 people before they tell me no madam not here, next department. And answer the question is it regading a blackberry .... 10 times... and i scream NO its about a 3G mobile internet device!! and they say all of them...

What kind of mobile phone is THAT madam?


drinks anyone?

Monday, June 8

Wicked afterparty on the Rock

What a wicked weekend this been!

Thursday and Friday turned into some spontaneous balcony wine drinking and Friday I got so wasted. I really don't get THAT wasted anymore, am bit too old for that, but drunk as an animal, going to a charity thing, yeaaa nh gg wp. Well, only one way to cure a hungover.... and was invited to a bigger party out in Marsa golf and polo sports club on Saturday so just to shape up and start it up.

Em and Millena joined me and I took the very clever decision to drive out, and IF getting too much to drink I leave the car and come for it day after lol. Well its sick, in Sweden I wouldn't even dream of thinking the thought IF , I just leave the car if I have one glass of wine, Malta however is a bit different indeed.

Ity was a niiiiiiiiiice party with such cool music, some of the best Dj's on the island for sure jumped in and did spontaneous play, the party was a birthday bash for Toby Farrugia, Dj and music producer in Malta. It was great fun and besides all the Maltese girls hate stirring eyes, well they don't like western girls for sure, but we ignored that and had a blast. As we where the only one not being Maltese we kind of got max attention anyway and danced all night and had weird discussions with people. Around 4 it closed down as that's the official close time in Malta..... however it don't stop Maltese people alright.

After some calling and driving around with Toby and some friends, we got the right location, it apprantley changes from day to day this place ....We ended up in an industrial area somewhere in Valettta, and to me well... after party are more like 10 ppl drunk in an apartment solving the world problems cooking pasta and hot dogs, but in Malta it means something else... it mean Utz Utz for sure! Loud , massive and most likley 80% of the crowd on stronger shit then alcohol but that's their choice, don't work for me but I don't judge them. Am high on life!

About 200 ppl totally partying it out with nice music in an illegal club with full bar, 100% sure without a license but don't matter to me. Really a nice one to experienced. We left around 08 due to starvation! Took a nice beef fillet with pepper souse in st Julian, by the water fall, its nice one can have beef fillet that time alright! We where drunk as animals and oh my they gotta be feed up with drunk people eating there early mornings!

Walking Tess while getting home, its about 09.30 and I met a whole English sports team of some sort.. probably here on training camp and out for the morning exercise.......bhaaa they look at me as I was from planet mars, well could be the fact I didn't have any shoes and telling Tess all about the evening, what is it with me and shoes anyway!

I love partying in flipflops... yepps.. the other chicks had 10 cm heels I shake my head and said, ehh.. you going home 01? Millena was a routinized chick though, 03 she magically from her bag picked out a pair of flip flops and joined me in the 'we who love partying in flip flops crowd'

Flip flops I really hated living in Africa, but I kind of learned to accept them here. Noo.. love em

Now its work work work, I am a bit behind, and need to put in some massive hrs this week! Its ok, I love work. And jesus... 17 of our players and few staff went to playboy mansion this weekend, not fair getting text messages and pictures from kandyland, sooooo many boops, oh my! I would been so confused.

Max it babes!

/C4Q

Wednesday, June 3

Love you too- she said!

Been a while, but damn if my life is quiet and still. I kind of wish it slow down sometimes but I guess we create it ourselves so hep hep...work work, i LOVE to work!

After being homeless a week living in hotel and with friends and shipping Tess till a friend in Mosta for some pool relaxation, yes they have pool, and Tess lived in it for a week, I finally got her back Friday, slept first night in my new home, among paintbuckets, sand and tools. Strictly ordered to be out all Saturday so they will fix the remaining of flat so woooooot to do?? * scratching my head*

Ahhh,, Tess and I had breakfast at a cafe... I ask the waiter if it was too early for a beer, he said no, I trusted him, big mistake, BIG mistake!
Omelet and two beers, and Tess ordered water and sausages. First he was skeptical when she order but I said it was ok, she cant drink beer that early, she is only 4 !!

So I went to the rocks to read a book and let Tess show every one she owns the sea and if anyone wants in they need to pass her, it worked.. not so well... she tried to pimp me up with a bunch of german and then a spanish men and I told her, noooo go for english, swedish, danish ish.. she couldn't manage to find any of that kind to shake her water on so nope no luck!

Melinda and Therese showed up so we cuddle in sun a bit, don't we just love girls cuddle then we moved on to surfside to get some food and as it was waaaaay past breakfast i took the cheekey smile on and asked the waiter if it was ok to order a bottle of wine... he said yes.

Ok, Yes .. you see where this is going right?

After a while Em joined us, and as always when she is coming we bet what color her dress is, she never has skirts or trousers, DRESS, I won, it was red 'ish and she as always look so sweet. I always win, but thats cos i text and ask lol, the others havent got that yet. *shaken my head* a win is a win!!!

Melinda and Teherese left after a while to do beauty afternoon nap. Thats not for real people id say so tunred down the offer to join them, even though the though of us three in bed was quite tempting. I decided to walk Em home as I was strictly forbidden to come home before 18.. so wooooot to do?

Halfway to Em's place she announces she is hungry, well, she is born hungry, its a passion of hers, to eat, yet she is a skinny little spicy chick. Sooo I said ok, I can drink. And when Em is hungry its just to take first place, she get awful crancky else.

Somehow the waiters misunderstood this, am very sure we never asked for 4 bottles of wine, but yet they never ended and just keep coming. Am confused. Its started to be blurry. Tess was chasing sun reflexes under the table, and we also order an Italian platter, so many weird things on it to eat so Tess helped us, waiter came after a while with a big bowl water and said: well now the dog eaten, meskina, she needs water.

We where stunned to silence sicne we where sooooo sure not even NASA's satellites pictures could see we where giving the food to Tess, well somehow the waiter detected this, maybe he works for M5 or something, I dunno. Very sharp eye IMO.

Phone rings. Blurry agreements are made. Taxi get ordered.
Driver convinced Tess don't bite, and that she is Maltas numbero one best dog in tipping.

We end up in a nice penthouse I sweiqie, no clue who lived there, but at that point it didn't matter, but it was so weird, so many polish people, I think I played the guitar, at least I realized waking up day after I cut my nails on left hand off, and got a fade off memory of a stunning version of smoke on the water and ulf lundells oppna landskap and some glowing BIC lighters in the dark of the terrace. Hmmmm... good I don't know who lived there, am quite sure I sang too, and lets just say am no Susan Boyle but its from the heart, my mum always says that's what count. Ohh mum by the way got a third congratulation last Sunday, ON THE REAL MUMS DAY.. whoooo!

Anyway... Tess where sitting and sleeping and as the very responsible mum, well you might think not as she been party with me all day but hey,, at least she is there with me AND eating fancy Italian meat on Fresco .. well as the responsible mummy I am, I said I go home now, very early just around 21.30 ish I think, really not sure..so we left... 3 chicks and Tess, and driver was first quite unwilling to take Tess in car, but after some convincing he says ok then, Tess thanked him by burping in his face sitting on my lap at front seat, then she closed the deal with a kiss too, not sure he appreciate it though, Maltese people are difficult to please.

Em and Monica in back said well done girl kiss him again , go go go... and the taxi driver said you are some weird people.

What in earth did he mean, WHO in earth did he mean?

Soo I stumble in my new Casa a bit tipsy, lets just call it tipsy, am a girl after all, pisst drunk don't sound very nice and graceful.

And blimey, the apartment where ready!
I managed to text my adorable landlady a thank you and I love you kind of text... she texted back I love you too and I hope you have a good time in the place. And reading this day after it was quite confusing as my phone ( such crap one, my real one broken) don't save messages unless I order him to, so I don't really know what I wrote her, I kind of didn't even remember that I in fact DID wrote her, but as she repliaed am quite sure i did! But am very pleased she loves me, I hope she still do after my house warming party that you all ofc are invited too.

Sunday was relaxed and cured the hungover with CSI and pizza hut home delivery.

Monday was.... not a very good day... but lets come to that another time, when I know if it be alright or not, for now I stick my head in the sand.


Hep Hep

Monday, June 1

Well....

I blames Movies for their unrealistic expectations of men...and porn for their filthy ones



.... and i MEAN it!

Friday, May 29

A Bit of this and that

Long time.. sorry i been drained of energy !

Now its close....

Been some crazy weeks and my move drag out looooooooooong, and i been homeless since monday, stayed 3 days at inter continental and took som chilled day by poolside and are now done the base tan and discovered, passion mojitos, omg,, how nice!

Tonight am sleeping first night in new casa. Whoooooo... still not ready but ready enough for me, i want my home! I see if i got energy to upload some pics later on tonight... you seen the mess so you need to see the result too housewarming combined with delayed birthday bash is coming up so get your party mood on, still havent decided on the theme, suggestions accepted glady!

Watched CL final with some Maltese friends on the roof of Slimea car park, cosy little place and it was perfect, not a red shirt on sight and Barca RUN THEM OVER, i think thats how Junior so humble put it.. moooooaaaaa! After that we moved on to PV and i think we shouldnt order the last 30 shoots but, LIVE life without regrets so cheers!

Am a bit puzzled though.... if i am at a place with 500 people and there are one coloured, read african, man in the crowd, i can swear one million dollares he go for me. WHY? And wendsday i got soo irritated on one of them that wouldnt give up, my friends had to go in betweeen even! So i asked him right out.. he said its god gifts to me to give me huge as!! ...... ehhh.... what a stupid answer! I know how it was in africa, there its like that and it was hard to go out alone to buy bread even. But WTF when they got out of that part of the world into some more developed places, .... drop it ffs!

Poker i havent played for a 100 yrs it feels like!
But did take a few buy in on Dragonara cash game yesterday , did a sweet suck out with my pocket AA, he floped a K high straight and i rivered him for A high straigth he wasnt happy but what can i do.

"heqq memx taghmel" as we say here in Malta, am trying to learn this langugae, its not easy even though i do most language quite easy, they got so many letters that not even make a sound, so why put em there?

I can also say: fu** you mum full of sp*** and then fu** a goat. Not sure when i can use it but hey hoe... my 'private' teacher said i need to know it, soooo ...what do i know . Also the lessons take mostly place after 02 and after a conciderble amount of alkohol so i cant be sure am tought right though, but i like to gamble!

Tonight Tess is coming back to mummy.. and i miss her so so much, silly yes, but who cares, its my life and i miss my dog!

Cant wait to get my desk and pc set up runing again and get back to work, lot of exciting things going on, got some good news today about a project that been in the pipeline for long so now its decided Boss Media take it on and i do it for them, will be interesting and hopefully can be to good value for all skins on the network to create more gamiing!

Hola chickas and banditas....

/Anna panna

Saturday, May 16

Typical ManU player on the 27 th

This is a typical ManU Player on the 27 th of May.

Please dear god dont help em win, please please please, i swear i be a good girl for the rest of my life !


Wednesday, May 13

It WILL be nice.. sometime, my Casa!

Oi Oi !

Am chocking you with two blog post same day and even one yesterday! Omg.. is she bored or what, noooo, just that packing doing laundry and cleaning is not my favourite thinghy.

Time for new photos from my beloved home to be... i kind of realising moving in next monday (4 days lol )is out of the question. It complicate things a tiny bit as i need to move out from here monday and Tess cant stay with me if i stay with the friend that i had as a back up plan sooo.....

Ah well.. problems are there to solve, challanges i call them no big deal, but the workers said 3 weeks more, but i ignore that, they said that 2 weeks ago too.
My adorable landlady said one week and there be only small things so lets go for that. Sounds better to me!

This is my stairs up to the apartment, its only two flats in the house.

From my hall out to stairs.

This floor they did today. Its my office room, with few steps to the right and then your in the livingroom/kitchen. If you turn left you be in the black and white tiled bathroom. You confused yet mum?

This the best with the whole place :) rooom also has a little balcony of its own and will also have a spare bed.
Office Balcony. Green garden outside.


Yepp here i will sit in evening sun drinking my wine with feet up. I know its no terrace but it be a beautiful old balcony and i will put some pots with pot lol NOOOOO.. :) some pots with sunflower and tomatoes i mean, i dont eat tomatoes but the plants keep mosquitos away and the tomatoes i can give to some old person on the street.

This is guestroom and to right my laundry/iron room, not sure i spend much time in that room to the righthy but am ever so greatful they made it a little place of itself :) then i can close and say night night laundry room see you another time.

These tiles are very sweet,its same pattern in the white aswell, but how one can destroy a whole apperance by putting the zink so low it looks redicolouse and then say: maltese standard you know we not tall people. LOL.

I DONT care about peoples hights or looks for one second, but why not think a bit further is for me juuuust one of those things that PUZZELS me :) AND also.. why not put the zink in line with the tile, then it be few cm higher up and look great in line with the tile. women should be handy men not men, they dont see these things, unless they are gay.

And again its itching my fingers to RENOVATE a house of my own, and i have found it just QUITE impossible to get hand on bhaaa nothing new under the sun, i call it my blue corner house, i take pic next time passsing. Anyway...take a look at this picture, see anything you do different? I do.

I would never chop a tile like that around the window, i put full tile on right and full tile on left side and underneath window i cut a smaller ones all way down to floor. Or even make it so both walls have smaller ones instead. This wall is first you see entering the bathroom, and it hook my head up right away , but then again,, my head are not like others.

This is mainbedroom, and to left is the windows with red doors and to right is first the Maltese Balcony and right right.. is into a smaller walk in wardrobe and inside that one is mainbedrooms bathroom. I know i lost you now mum :) but you will see.. it be nice!

I was quite worried and devestated coming home today from this, i thought they be further, but am ok again, it be so nice am sure so why worry so much, life is hard as it is to create a lot of worrying. One dont have to create one owns problems others do that so perfectley well for ya anyway :)so let em do their thing and just do your thing. LIVE LIFE WITHOUT REGRETS.....!

I sort it, always do ... stay tuned folks!

hep hep
/a

Me Disoriented? ehh? Come on!

Well good folks over the world, listen up now!
They really gotta stop making up all these extra day for being nice, you know like mums day, dads day, my day, your day, his day, arghhh... - OR organize them!!!!

Now i send my mum flowers on two occasion wishing her happy mums day and noone of those ones where the right day.
ITS NOT MY FAULT!

She is ever so happy though, but it starting to get rediclouse.

I watch the chanel 'Living' cos they have CSI, Criminal Minds, ect. Also 'comedy chanel' due to having 'two and a half men' , hahahahahah, love that one, crack me up all the time!

These one got UK commercial sooooo being pumped with mothers day jayda jayda i jumped up my chair 12:50 on the 21 of March to make an order (they close 13:00) and was so so proud i remembered. 22 of March is mothers day in, yes UK, not Sweden.

Mum rings me in evening saying - thx sweetie but why? Then it already striked me it was wrong day so i said - your my mum, do i need a reason? Kisses & Love!

Great. A clear win win situation.
However later on i told her the truth as one should not lie to ones mum.

But as i live in Malta seeing all the comercial about mums day i got affected once again. To send flowers on the wrong day. Of coruse, nothing else are to be expected! 10 th may is mothers day in yea, Malta, not Sweden, still.

So phone rings again: -Sweetie, are you sure Malta are good for you, it seems you getting disoriented.

Mooohhhaaaaaaaaa!

And in all fairnress she might be right.

I ship flowers to right and left for no reason, i wake up in my guestrooom for no reason, my nicest happening each day are talking sign language to a 90 yrs old fisherman without theeths. Am moving into a place on monday that are a building construction site whooooo, i got a dog that today almost attacked (in a happy way) a person stealing his waterbottle, it was empty but still! (he was quite hunky so good one Tess, pimp me out yay yay) I put energy on wondering why dogs drink from the toilettchairs and i also wonder alot on how complicated they do things down the water when moving the small boats around. Why?
-does the small boats get bored being tied up same place?

Dont make sense!

So maybe Malta are making me disoriented.
But one should be happy, at least Maltas seems to stoped hating me a bit, i havent got injured for a really reaaally long time now, no broken fingers toes or feets. No black eyes or knifestabbing. No exploding showercabine or dead mouses in the aircondition.

So am indeed greatful for being only disoriented.

Keep it up Malta Darling!

A & T

Tuesday, May 12

-incredible, spring-fed porcelain fountain! huh???

Ah well.

Somethings just puzzles me alot. Sorry.

I recentley read in a book why dogs like to drink from the toilet, well mine dont, she prefer me pouring her drip by drip from a bottle, bhaaa, not time wasting at all right. *rooling my eyes*

But however she wants to watch the water, so sometimes she sits there waiting for me to just flush to keep her happy, this is our evening routine i brush my teeths and flush few times to entertain her. She STIRRS down the water like a rabies drewling maniac, so if ever they make movies about what people/dogs/creatures/bandits ect have seen in life, (actually think this can be a big seller idea, i have given it some thought) like if they have a chip operateted and take out to show on their funural, well, there be loooot of water in hers. Tess for sure are Maltas bathing babe numero ono, rushing into the sea every possible chans given and gracing me aswell as others with a shake of it, of course

But the explenation they had to this toilet thinghy made all just perfect sense, and i never really thought about it, fair enough. I cant think about everything my mind is overloaded already as it is with nonsense stuff and details.

BUT how come some people gave it a serious though and also publish a book about it?
That amazes me little.. not much but hmm..yea a little.
Maybe some smart ass out there now say - well you READ the book!
Yea go figures! There are so many wise people right?

Shut up!

''' Dog's consider toilet an incredible, spring-fed porcelain fountain. From a dog's point of view, toilet water is better because its fresher, cooler and hasent been standing around in a little bowl for houers. Its magically changed, refreshed, renewed with every push of the handle. The water stays cooler longer becasue of the porcelain container, and because of the larger surface area of a toilet bowl leads to greater evaporation. And toilets are made of material that doesent alter the taste of the water the way metal or plastic can '''

I wonder if anyone ever send toilet manufactures a thanks you note on behaf of their dogs, as clearly this must be like made for a dog! And wonder if they thought about the 'dont alter taste' bit when constructing em?

I once send a complain mail to a toiletpaper manufacture in Italy, ( Blog -where are the hidden cameras, december 2008) as their emballage was so crap and 54 roles was on my floor and i chase them along with Tess and also being on krytches it was quite annoying...but maybe i should send thank you emails instead to all these amazing tools and grande solutions all over the world instead of complaining.

Need to think about that a bit more.

It also puzzles me why i wake up in my guestroom all the time?
Even when am going to bed perfectley sober, cos going to bed drunk there is a deeper meaning to it as guestroom has a bathroom. But latley i been waking up there and other day i even had brought my duve and 2 pillows with me and i have honestley and for sure no memory of doing this.

And i woke up thinking this is not right, am i even in my home? Now note dear fellow bandits over the world, i dont have habbit waking up in other peoples home so this feeling chocked me a bit and i lay very still trying to figure out things, then i realise, because Tess kind of uses the guestroom bed to nurse and cuddle and also hide her toys, so i found myself sleeping on 2 chewingbones, one fotball, one tennisball, 3 teddy bears and her ultimate favourite, 2 halfliters waterbottles, dont matter how many toys i give her, empty waterbottles are THE ULTIMATE BEST BEST!

So i woke up by a very frustrating annoying dog who of course just desperatley needed the exact TeddyBear that was stuck under my pillow. The look on her face when i told her to BUGG off, for sure gave a new meaning to:
- noooo comprede si si, veeeeeery blond and pretty si si?!?!

Some times she is for sale, she is so so stubborn.
Wonder who thought her that?

AND why cant she keep her toys in the basket i bought for her? And put em BACK! She empty that one upside down several times every day, how come the best TeddyBear are in the bottom, ALL THE TIME? That also puzzles me!

We started to pack (takes long, Tess NOT helpful she thinks we are playing, me put in box, she take out box)and amazing how much things to pack? I mean, ehhh.. i moved here with 2 suitcases, i dont get this. Who left all this stuff here?

Fcking hell was not ME!

A&T

Friday, May 8

My New Lovley home

Ollrighthy!

Yearly day of massive attention are over and done, and as pretty much expected i dont remember a thing and woke up in the guestroom holding my shoes in my arms :)and bruises everywhere, i so wonder how come one always get bruises?!?!?
And how can body be so so tired of sitting drinking?
Feels like a did a marathon and i dont know much but i know i didnt do THAT!

Thanks everyone for a job well done! Bless ya!

I thought i share some pic of my new castle its really making progress ehhh... am moving in on the 18 th so they got 10 more days, bless em! I am not even worried, i mean come on, its going to be great, who cares if its not great day one or even day 30 of my time there. I hope you see the potential, i did! And still do.


Loverpooooooooooool red! And again.. if you cant see differnece between this red and filthy ugly ManU red, stop reading this blog, told you already other day!






Actually this tiles are one of the most beautiful i seen, but i guess you wont bealive me :) heheh! Come visit!


Yea can do with a cleaning and a candle allright !


My bedroom, Bring beach toys, i make the pinacolada!! Whoooo! Making love on the beach yay yay yay.. its Malta baby!

Wednesday, May 6

Yearly attack of massive attention

Oh yea.. time again.. yearly day of massive attention :)

Happy happy happy birthday anna panna!

I got congratz emails from 4 pokerforum and 5 pokersites so far. Feels amazing.
I really feel so so important to them.

Meeting at 11.00
Lunch 13:00
(with Tam and little Gambler,so so adorable with lots of hair :) )

Later on..... Drinks :)

Planing housewarming and birthday bash in my new Casa... date to be confrimed... be ready ALL days ALL houers of the day, i work in the speed of lightning you know lol and not much for long notice planing stuff... CARPE DIEM!

knuser & knus

A&T

Tuesday, May 5

Apartment Junkie Detox

Hiya there!

Long time no seen :)

After feeling sick for almost 3 months i finaly found out why, my apartment had a bigger amount of mold, and to cut it short, am moving....

Whoooo... i never really did feel home in this one anyway, its just so much lookalike all the other apartments here, nothing personal at all. So now Me and princess Tess will, thanks to a very stubborn (almost worse them me.. blimey) property agent that insisted showing me an apartment that not at all had what i asked for or in the area i wanted, am now going to move in there. Great!

Well.. just to face it am not 18 anymore in FACT its my birthday coming up soon (weee cant wait to get those random standard email from all poker sites and pokerforums wishing me happy birthday) and am far from being 18 id say! So living in middle of that IBIZAwannabe area would properbly freak me out after a while anyway, and huge BBQ terraces well, who needs that?

Just pack a basket with wine and goodies and go to the beach and do your BBQ, am in love with the sea anyway so why not.

This is a ok quiet street so i can go out and talk to my old people :) yes i know am silly with my old people, maybe cos i dont have a family close and havent for so many years i dunno .... BUT its nice, they have great stories, just that here i cant understand them, but am working on that.
Mr Fisherman and I are doing progress, indeed we are! I cooked for him other day :), i tell you next blog....but he liked it!

Anyway back to the apartment, i was really against even seeing anyone in this area but was pushed/forced/armed twisted/theraten by a gun/knife on my throath, in that direction by the agent Mr Best Best(www.belair-malta.com) that BTW is very good at this, if ever in need of an agent on this island let me know i put you in contact, he is however not the best in parking though (bhaaaaaa) but who cares, its malta, and actually i would actually say one can turn it around and say: he is REEEAAALLY outstanding super skilled in parking as he dont like walking and dont really respect rules, so one gotta see the positive things in all. As per ususal.
Besides he makes me smile so i dont care very much how he parks. Go figures.

Aparantley this apartment would be just soooo soooo me, lol, no he is not gay, even though that remark is giving clues that way. I actually asked him, maybe one cant ask that but, i never do things random, and his own house where so nice so i had to ask if he was gay, quite fair and logic question in MY world, he however took it fairly good :) already understanding he most likley not dealing with a perfect normal someone on this one.

I guess people working with showing other people places to live automatically records ones reactions seeing certain things, and respect for that really, because it was true, indeed it was my home. 100% sure. (well.... he bloody well should knows whats ticks me of after 72 apartments, i think i got the record and BARE in mind good people, in just 7 work days, where's my price???? )

The souls of the place spoke to me, you know me i hear things others dont. Then imagine what i SEEE that others dont... moooohhhaaaaa!

Even though it did not have the things i listed. But it had charm and personality and a hall and NO corridor, and I will also now have one of those maltese balconys... AND ITS RED!

Not filthy dizzy ManU red, but lovley ' never walk alone red' and for all you who says, whats the difference? Please stop reading my blog.

And even better: I will also have a little office and thats nice, maybe i can even get proper work hrs now, not seeing my pc everytime i cant sleep turning around in my bed thinking i can just as well go up and check emails. I will also have the sweetest landcouple, so nice people. Putting my name on the contract took a few hrs and a bottle of wine :) it feels like she is decorating the apartment FOR me. Weird, and i have not even seen it ready, japps you heard right i have only seen it be a construction place full of people running around doing things, but sometimes one just know, and i mean, come one..... you all know am weird anyway so this is not the worst i done. Far from.

Am best best! It be Best best. We are ALL freaking Best best allright!!!!

Right now the bedroom has like 2 ton's of sand on the floor :) Tess would love to keep it am sure but i am in all fairness little sceptical, you know how annoying it gets with sand everyhwere ;) so lets keep my bedroom smoke and sand free....
.....for now! Am not fuzzy, i can compromize if its important.

The furnitures arrived today (5 th) and what i saw was okedoki, yes i was there inspecting haha, but my landlady seems to like it, she said i can come daily and chase the workers for her, they where quite chocked when i informed them am moving in the 18 th :) and said impossible madam, ohh nooo i said and promised drinks if they work hard. In Malta drinks are solution to soooo many things i realised, how come? It puzzles me. Just as it puzzlez me its so many gay people here, or have i just not seen them before? Or they like mold more then other people? And just as it puzzelz me Maltese people cant go outdoors if it rains, its like they get doomed down their chairs. I love rain. I also love sun.
But you get my point, one cant let the weather decide for you!!

It took 72 apartments to analyse before i knew it was right, this one however i saw as nr 58 but heeeeeeyy i turned into an apartment looking junkie in need of her daily fix so one had to slow down nice and easy.

I still feel a bit shakey in need of some property fix now and then so was pretty close on concidering changing my work to be a property agent and get high every houer seeing new places but then i thought twice, because it would mean cant be in my home so much and i am going to be happy there, am sure.

OR.. i just start looking again. ... is that ok Mr Best best Agent? lol.
NOW he defiantley move abroad quickley!!

anyway....
Your all invited to ' laa mariane catrine Loley" Casa, - bring wine :)

knuser & knus
from me to you
My little darlings all over the world!

NB: still cant get how they make my name at europas biggest hospital , Madre Dei, to sound like this: laa mariane catrine Loley"

Get in!

Am a a bit crazy they say, they also say am not very quiet. I dont have a clue what they mean. They also say weird things happens to me. I still dont know what they mean. But if it happens i promise to share.

In poker they accuse me for "toss em in and hope for the best"

I guess they are right

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