Tuesday, June 24

Mr Banana man not there!

and ohhhh... our Mr Banana man was not on his chair today :-(
But we aint giving up !!


cheers!

Molley the Monster destroied our Footie!

Molly the Monster!!! Bhaaaa..

bought a fotball for us today when getting of the Metro. Home, changed to “throwingmyselfeverywhereandgetdirtycloths” and off to “our” mini park to show the gang how goooooooooood we are at footie. :-) Only thing missing is pouring rain, we love footie in rain, thats gooodie good!

Tess missed her footie! We dribbled and bounced all the way to the park and she was jumping up and down like crazy happy! And Woow we had fun in park, we are GREAT dribblers and kicking back to each other, our gang where impressed :-)!

But then....... Molly the monster came, Molly is a boxer and more then little weird id`say and she is just 7 months old and got sharp theets still and yeaaaa she massacrer our footie. Bhaaaaaaa....Molly, if she gets hold of anyhting, NEVER let go until its for sure quite dead!

Well we had fun .. 20 minutes, before the air left the footie, lol!

OK, we took our long walk later. Power walk down to Sondermarken and loooooong walk it turned out, over 2 hrs and I was totally sweaty and with best grinding cap on (you know guys, the one I CAN NOT wash, never ever will I wash it, maybe a bit disgusting yea.. but who cares)

On our way home we pass our little park and see lots of dog mates so we stop for a little while, motley because this Norwegian girl was there and I missed talking to her she is adorable sweet and her dog “Darwin” is cool.

But guy`s, really! Get a dog if being single, wanting to met girls, Jesus, its such a magnet!


Hep hep
A & T

-i bought him a new banana!

hahahahha.. am still smiling!

Well, Tess and i decided we need to give the man his banana back, well not the same, that one is gone long time ago but a new, so we bought a big nice yellow banana :-)

On our way, late today since i had other stuff to do, but i know the man close 21:00 so we where at his shop just before then ... lol ... he sits outside on his chair, and i stop and say: here , sorry we scared you other day, see, its a new banana!

He jumps up, say something in a language i dont understand but i get some words: crazy, woman, nono, and something sounding like Hexa, lol (witch) but not sure.

WEll i told him its a very nice banana, and Tess was sitting there with her very best behaviour on, but he took his chair and closed the door, mubling crazy people and not very happy. WTF- i bought him a new, what more can one do?

Well we tried!!

So we continue our walk and shared the banana :-)it was a good one!

it was quite funny, i seen this man everyday passing there and i will make it my mission for him to like us, i will NOT give up! i will make him smile, promise!

hep hep
A&T

Sunday, June 22

Stolen banana and a fountain hippie dog!

Hola everyone!

My first weekend in this mickey mouse country is now to an end and what can I say, felt sad and miserable on Saturday evening all alone so I went to the cinema, just some minutes walk from here and saw Sex and the City- the movie, and it was actually good, especially if you seen most of the episodes on TV. Go and see it, its both tears and laughter, but it didn't make me feel any less lonesome so back home I walked Tess and take a little sleeping tablet to get me trough the night.

Sunday I woke up well rested and decided to be a bit sporty and house wifey :-)

So first, breakfast in bed with Tess, well its just something we do our way :-) you wouldn't understand the charm with it. lol

Then after walking her a smaller round I pop off to the swimming house, swim intense for 40 min and then relaxed a bit in the sauna. I live very close to swimming hall so its actually great even if the hall its self isn't very impressive. But hey hoe. NO complaints!

Downloaded some nice music to my new phone, I used limewire, recommended by Neil darling, and its quick and cool, thx! found some great danish music, recommended by Amte in Norway, odd yea, but as you know i got a thing for danish language, mohhaaaaaaaaa!

So I wanted to walk Tess like 2 hrs. or so realised I needed to shop before stores close since I planned one of my awesome lasagne and nice salads. So rush out and find a place, picked a big wagon full, and looked forward so much to cook! I mean , I used to cook every every evening after work when I lived with Mo, but after we split I haven't found the spirit for it, and that's a pity, I LOVE cooking and am actually good at it. So well at the cashier, they don't accept VISA or Master Card, they ONLY accept Dan card, well that's fecking stupid and I do tell them, I told them they should have a sign on the door then, saying only Danes can shop here, well it was groceries for 600 and I didn't have that in cash, I rarely keep cash, since card works everywhere these days, so I said keep it, and trust me I will NEVER shop here again, said fuck off and good day and left. Well I couldn't be bothered to be nice, but yea,, I will get a Dan card then even though its fecking silly, I been travelling so much last year and never experienced this! So bought a caffe latte to cool of and went home to take Tess for a walk. But first I shipped some mails to the gyms close here asking what they can offer, I need some help getting started, am no good with machines and so and I ended the mail very catchy lol with: if this is one of those gyms that only focus on skinny blondes bimbos with big boops, then don't bother to replay, am huge overweight and very ugly but want to get started in a gym and need some instruction and a personal trainer, so if you can provide that fine, else, don't replay. Cheers. (lol) well I guess they ended in the stream of my irritation of not being able to use my cards, bhaaaaaaaaaaa. Lets see what they replay.

Tess and I headed for our normal route, quick visit in “our” home park and then Frederiksbergs Have and then Sondermarken.

Its a good walk, I walk quick to sondermarken, to work up the pulse and there I let her run free and play with dogs, talk and relax a bit and then walk powerful home again. At sondermarken we met Alfa, he is a grand danois dog and soooooo coool, and Tess likes to play with him and its really funny, she runs under his tummy, lol, and when she run quick he just runs galloping like a horse behind, he is 10 months and HUGE.. and he sleeps in bed, accordingly to his Husse :-) Alfa and Tess played so nice and after leaving him we passed the big fountain in the park, well Tess was all whined up and took like 4 laps round round round the fountain, people where laughing, I couldn't stop her! And then,,, yea of course she decided to run inside the fountain!! Am pretty sure this is not allowed, but she jumped in and took another few rounds INSIDE the fountain, FFS! And people where shouting and screaming, cheering for her, and it whined her up even more :-) and she refused to come out!! FFS... yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I had to take shoes of, pull my trousers up and jump in and GET her, so am pretty sure that the sondermarken people know me and Tess now, the crazy Swedish woman with an even crazier dog! Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There was even a park guard but he just laughed, I mean Tess was so happy, how can one be angry at that sweet little crazy chick!

Yea we took our round there and met some of the people we met all week and then headed home, its pouring rain but that's OK I love rain. And walking home passing the Sejk beer place, my fan club was not there due to rain, (its 4 guys a bit older and they think I don't hear cos I have music in my ears, lol, but I hear them, they always say that Tess`s bump and tail swing the same way as my bump lol, well cant be annoyed at them, they always smile so sweet) One day I will let them know I hear them :-)

And Mr kioskparadiseownerpakistanian that we pass every day, has now stooped sitting outside his shop. lol. Well cant blame him, he probably shit his pants the other day, he was sitting there looking the other way and we came around the corner, walking quick, and he was eating a banana and Tess really got a thing for bananas so she just, without stop walking jump up and,in the air and stole a part of the banana he was holding, and he scream loud, lol, scared the shit out of him, well I apologise and all but he wasn't really interesting in talking to us, lol, he just kept on screaming and Tess was eating her banana wawing her tale while I tried to apologise, she seemed to think lot of fuzz for a banana, :-) waco caco dog. i had hard time holding myself serious. And it was funny it all went so quick, so before I realise what she did we already walked like 30 m and I had to turn back. It was a restaurant on the other side and they all laughed.

Back here its time to sort some food and I actually manage to do a nice meal of absolutely nothing, so some pasta with fried different kind of mushrooms, garlic and cremecheese thingy and some fresh herbs on top... and a glas of red. It tasted great, sprinkled with lemon and some timjan. Seriously it was good. I still got it.


Well soon of to bed, among all the laundry that are hanging here to dry! Bhhaaaaa.. apparently the coins for the drier isn't the same as for the washer machine and I dint know so couldn't dry my laundry in the drier but had to hang it here.


Okedoki!
Be good and get lucky!

Kram kram
A&T
the cool chicks in the yellow house behind the blue door!

Wednesday, June 18

Elephants, Mr Sexy Eight and Frisbee theft!

Hi all!
Well i decided not to write any more blogg until its a positive one, you know some annapanna weird everyday life atmosphere. Because who wants to read about low mode, naeeee high mode, give me five man!

Anyway, things has improved, am a bit more settled in here in ”yellow casa with blue dooor” sure miss a few things that i thought would somehow be a reality but who cares, things can be sorted little by little, am not fuzzy. And if they are not sorted life goes on , no problem!

I thought a little about if i maybe choose and changed my life a bit too much thinking of Tess, after all she is just a dog, well someone asked me this and it stroked me that i didn't even thought about it not once : if i priority her needs more then mine, because after all what chooses does she got? She just has to lay her 12 million teddies wherever I lay my hat!

So the answer dear Danny boy is no. I don't, i am proud and happy to have this special dog and she is really really happy now, she never been this relaxed, eating this well and enjoyed her days, and it will get even better when she will tag along to office, its just a bit messy so I await that for the moment, we are fixing and getting in order a bit and after that she can tag along now and then :-) it will be sweet, and my room will be nice for her, and scared little Brian can avoid her :-)

What did make me change the mind then, to all that negative whining to some positive thinking?

Well, most of all I was worn-out, totally exhausted and it go to me, and pain like a maniac. But I slept and took it easy and am back on track, still got shit big pain but I can handle it, I learned to live with it, I just need to be better respect it and accepting it.

So, let me tell you some lines about my day :-)

Took Tess out in the morning to the little park just her, take me 2 min to walk there, and its was a nice fun start of the day, we met two dogs, ”Millie” and ”Robbie” and its funny, like Tess is the New girl in town, lol, come on check her out, And Tess is enjoying the attention, shes new queen in town, lol.

Let me tell you a bit about the dogs we met every day in park:
there is little ”Darwin” a white westie with a very sweet owner, a girl from Norway, and her parents had springer spaniel and as always none believes Tess is a springer but a Munster. Bhaa!

Then we got, ”line” A German Shepard own by a bald headed man that had a Danish accent I cant for my life understand so i just smiled every time he said anything.

”Molly” a fat little English bulldog that drewled and spitted lot of excitement over the new girl in town!

Ok then we have ”Lolita” LOLOLOLOLOL and here i really understand that dogs actually turns into be just as their owners, ”lolitas ” husse is so gay that there isn't word for it. And ”lolita” is the same, in a weird way, cant explain, but she where like looking down on all of us. Well now I get why Tess is as she is, crazy but very cuddly :-) Just as me. Very cuddly :)

And then we have this very sweet girl with a beige Westie, and this dog was cool, she stole a shoe from a kid in the park and refused to leave it back, long story but it was funny and dogs name is ” Mrs Jensen”

All by a sudden from nowhere it glides in a Dalmatian, 12 yrs old "allan", his daddy are English and very strict and "Allan" are like standing still in the middle, knowing he is very pretty and tallest, looked so funny, and people who don't have dogs they don't understand this at all , I know. Its OK. Its my blogg

Tess and i left after a while, on our way to “sondermarken” so we walked and walked, saw some Elephants on our way (true!!) met some nice Gordon setters and scared the shit out of a man taking a piss behind a tree lololol. Also true.

We got to “sondermarken” and finally i can walk and walk and she can be lose, very nice!

We met loads of funny dogs, lots of crossed breed, and then suddenly he comes...... I see him far away, he and his mate, two springer spaniel or one welsh and one English, and Tess sees them too! And its funny with this springers, they play so so so good with dogs of their own breed, weird, but they played so well, jumping and chasing and cuddling and giving hugs, wish I had my camera with me!! It was so sweet to see, and it was a very nice male springer, his name was ”eight” in Italian cos he had an 8 on his back, he was the most muscled springer i ever seen and reminded me a bit about Lucas, my first springer. They played so well and me and the owner walked along walk. But when Tess get tired, then its no use, she get bitchy :-) so after a good hr or so meeting all sort of dogs witch the owner of ”Mr eight” know all the names, breeds, and gossips around we headed back home.

Saw some more elephants, (true) saw some Qiong practise people that surely didn't appreciate Tess running in between them and me whispering trying to call her back, and she also stole a Frisbee from two lads playing and refused to give it back, well eventually there came a bird flying doing a shadow so she had to chase that one.

Home she eat and went to sleep- straight! Exhausted!

So i took a 3 min walk to the swimming house, swimmed, and took a long steamy sauna bath and headed home to relax in sofa!

Well had to finish the wine bottle I open yesterday, of course, so I think I sleep nice soon, Tess is tired and want us to go to bed, she has done all she can from putting her head on my arm to drag a big pillow with her in to sofa to give to me, I think it means night night from us in yellow house with blue door! played a few hands with some mates and joked around on the skypie hingy :-) my poker lads are funny!

Xxxx
from us!

Wednesday, June 11

Floor picknic and Teddie theft!!

FFS.... enough soon :-(

My whole body are aching, there isn't one muscle that isn't paining from all this lifting, packing, stuffing aways things to the seller, running up and down. I walk like am 90! A person with arthritis shouldn't do this i think. Need a drugdealer on sped dail! After this move is over, its feet´s up and just relax, and go and get some proper massage, don't care what it cost, i need it to be human again.

Yea sure i could have rented a cleaning firm for the cleaning, but its not easy when one need to live her to last day and the girl moving in here will come day after! But worst part are done, now its basically just the floors, and the walls and lists in the hall, and packing all my cloths.

AND on our last night here, Tess and i have to sleep on the floor, lololol, wacko caco... because i need to throw my bed out and cant do that same day am moving, cos i need help moving it, its a 160 bed, and none to help me that day. But we snooze up on a madras and tons of pillows, it will be like a little picknic :-) we will buy take away food and open a bottle of champagne, after all one need to say proper goodbyes to things. Now its new chapter and new life ahead.

Last time I moved (from one apartment to another in this house lol, yea I know, very BRAVE ehh) I actually when the apartment we left was clean and ready to close the door on, middle of the night, I lighted candles everywhere, put the duvet on the floor, put on a” mickey mouse “nighty (maybe not lol, maybe quite not mickey mouse ) then I rang my husband (now ex husband thank god) and said I needed help with something I made up, so he came from the apartment above and we had a little picknic:-) ahh well that was when we where happy and I still bothered to do fun stuff, like putting notes in his sandwiches saying funny things or notes in the cornflakes packet giving him clues on some riddle where first prize was some crazy thing :-)

Today am just an old and very boring person :-)very boring to be around i swear.

Today i went to a photo store and got some help fixing old photos, not digital, so i can save them better, and also needed some printed copies in black and white. I ordered some frames with black passpartou´s and it looks really nice, i sorted it all earlier, its for my ”doggie wall” and will make my home be mine, its my darlings, Tess and Scilla. Lukas and Tessie as i had before i unfortunately don't have any great photos on but this two wacocaco ones i got loads on. I think it will be really good pictures, i mean am not a brilliant photographer but my dogs are sweet, so that helps.

Okedoki, back to work, or maybe just shower and bed, to snooozeeee with Tess, she has been so funny last days, not stressed anymore over this packing. But I tried to throw away some of her stuff today but it wasn't successful, when I came back up from seller she proudly had emptied the trash and taken them back! Bhaaaa.. so I guess all 12 Teddies are moving to Copenhagen with us, ridiculous really – she don't use them all!

IN need of massage! And a bike :-( I had a really good bike, almost new, ex borrowed it and now he wont leave it back, lol, silly, A BIKE hahahaha,, keep it! Christ, refuse to fight over a bike, lol.

Night night sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite!
Bridge travel tomorrow, PACKING down the office there, moving to new one on Monday, Christ, not enough with all the packing here, have to do it there too...but not anything to carry, we have a company doing that. Thanks!

Hep hep

A& T

Fotboll, cleaning and snooooozing!

Went with some girlfriends to the pub watching Sweden beat Grecce. Sweden didn't play well in my eyes but won so hey hoe ...... and result went 0-2 as i said all along. Am best.

Back home and been fixing and cleaning, jeeeeesus, its all Tess fault, that dog really has put her hair, dust and shaked herself everywhere, walls, lists, bhaaaaaa. Am been on my knees scrubbing. However she find it very interesting and is there with her nose helping. Then she got bored and throw all her basket with toys out and messed them around. We really need to throw some of them, since i buy new ones every time i travel :-), she cant bring all to Copenhagen and i have told her, but she act like that will not really happen. Ah well, lets see about that. The one i bought in Finland is very sweet, its a golden pup but she still likes the fanta bottle more, weird dog. She been a bit quiet a few days, its her normal way of punish me when i travel, but now she is her old funny way again, curious, helping out with everything :-)







Shower and in bed, Tess on my arm and scanned the channels and whuuuuu.... an old classic that i just love! Forrest Gump. I think its one of the best movies ever made, its so simple and deep in same breath and it really make me smile at same time as its a bit sad. But its a great move, a big movie! So Tess and i watched it for the 20 th time maybe and now we are on our way into sleepy land.

Be good boys and girls!

A&T

Sunday, June 8

An unexpected girls party!

I should write about Finland, but i can do that another time :-)

Got home, my little Tess was delivered to me at airport and we catched a train home, i missed her and wanted to hold her and touch her all the time, but she was super super stressed and the trains air condition was broken and again overcrowded with people so a horrible ride for her. But we got home and i toke her for a long nice walk with swimming and we sat down relaxing a while as well, sharing a bottle of water and a croissant :-)she said she had a great time with best mate, and am glad for that.

On my way home with train my phone where plinging like crazy, apparently peoples text didn't get trough last 24 hrs in Finland, and since i always replay instantly they all wondered if all was ok :-) and one text was from a mate here in town, he said he put me on VIP list, just say my name in the door, Anna + 1 he added on list, to a place that are having its grand opening Saturday evening with invited people only. Well i don't really have +1 to go with, Jessica is away and am also too tired.

But little did i know how things would develop :-)

Saturday after being on a long walk, we when getting back to our place met a whole group of girls playing ”kubb” in our garden, its a garden for anyone living in the house. ”Kubb ” is involving a lot of sticks and throwing, perfect for Tess- she thought so she got involved straight chasing the sticks! I had to go there and get her and say sorry, the girls, it was 12 of them ! where in the ages from 20 to 30 i guess, just laughed, they had a girls night and drinking and barbecuing. They asked me and Tess to stay a while so we did, it was great fun, very nice girls, and i haven't seen not anyone them before lol, the one they where visiting is newly moved to the house, sad since am moving, because she really was a happy, crazy girl, just my taste!

So they where heading out on town and somehow they convinced me to go and get showered and get dressed to join. Good i been on master long walk with Tess, she will just sleep. So i asked them if they wanted to go to the opening of this place i got my name on the list, they said they definitive wanted to but how, its not open for everyone that evening. I rang my friend and he made it Anna + 12 lol, he of course didn't protested when i said its only chicks! All singles!

Sooo... quick shower, dressed and a few more drinks in garden and off we went.
And it was a hilarious evening, its so nice to go out in a big group like that, its feels so much better, one never feel lonely if one of them are off dancing or such, well you know me i ended up in the bar and after just 1 hr i was BEHIND the bar, lol,. Yea yea it was fun, they needed help and i am awesome in doing strong drinks and make wacko mixes so i helped out an hrs or so and it was fun!

We danced like maniacs and had a great great evening! Fantastic great group of girls, and sadly am now moving when meeting them. But they said- cooooooooool we come over to Copenhagen and turn a place upside down, just pick out a good club and we go crazy! Haha.. and i don't doubt, they where just my kind of girls, even though i more often have most fun with groups of lads, these chicks where great, and all except one where single, so much easier then! Little weird they where single, they where all so good looking but as they say when i asked: - come on its summer! the other thing we can do when it get cold and dark! hahahaha so absolute refreshing to hear that from girls!!

I cant wait to have them over to my little place in Copenhagen and have a crazy night out! Am meeting a few of them for coffee in the week before i leave or to see the Sweden game together down at on of the outdoor places showing it, but thats a bit tricky, i really WATCH football, and follow the games and they might find me boring, but hey hoe, i hope they enjoy fottie!

Now its back to my packing and sorting, I had hoped to get the kitchen all cleaned today but might end up doing something else since its really not a fun job! Got a text while putting this up the boys are at the pub watching the game... hmmmmmmm.. cleaning the kitchen all by sudden don't sound so attractive! They sit outdoor in the back garden watching on a big screen so Tess and come along, so I think I pop down.


Laters good people!

A & T