Better to be a man?

Sometimes i think i should been born as a man, it seems so much easier really, and I more than often agree more to men's point of view then women's, and yea that is not always easy,,, sometimes i even think am lesbian but that normally passes fast when i see how chicks try so hard to be sexy, that's a big turn off, just be yourself. I always wonder why some chicks can’t see a camera on a party without posing in unnatural strange poses, acting like they are in a magazine for bold old perverts.  Well hold your horses ppl, am not really doubting my sexuality today, neither am i doubting it tomorrow or day after, but let’s just say i don't judge anyone.

I was once asked by my ex-boyfriend what i wanted for my birthday, i said bring home a girl, he left me day after. So am careful these days  ... but hey... who can NOT like boobs!?

I found this list and it’s just too funny.. .. it made me laugh, because so many things are just plain right, ha ha women are complicated things guys, dont stick your hand in the cookie jar unless you ready for some mind blowing stuff, and maybe this list can help you chicks to keep your men happy and alert! 

Happy Xmas all!

Rules that guys wished girls knew..
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like ever other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not a sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you thinkwe'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz in Cosmo together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - but not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.

Has to be Xmas hormone's!

Am going Soft. Waited 2 hrs on Malta Post office today and didn't even grumble to them, i SMILED.
What has the world come to?  And no, it dont end there, - yesterday i wrote a long due sweet apology letter to someone i was rude to 3 months ago at a club (lol) and most likely will not even met again .... WAZ UP!!!!????

Xmas hormone's, bloody hate them.

Anyway, Mum dearest, your xmas packet is on the way, and as usual its home made. Since i was little thats the case, dont really like to buy but rather make personal gifts... believe me it really been some weird stuff over the years, when i was 6 i managed to pack a little frog and give my mum, the frog had a red ribbon around it and i was ever so proud, mum wasn't too happy and when i was 12 and scared my mum and dad will die as they where smokers i made a book about smoking kills you, very creative! However there been endless of home made butter knifes, weird scarves, socks, pictures, and more random stuff that ofc everyone have to have on for all winter lol.

BUT....this year am on the right side the creative mind, i made a year calendar to hang on the wall, big one (she is old, need big text, she is also very funny so if she read this she laugh, not that she can speak English more then telling my dog to pls sit, but anyway) i made the calendar with 3 different pictures each month, and i taken all the pictures myself from when she was here visiting me in August,  she will love it. Additionally i also 'made' (and it IS still considered made by me,  if you are the one ordering it , right? ) well... with great help, am no geeky whiz nerd, but thankfully i know several good ones, a 15 min video of Malta and the places we visit and many of the pictures we took, and some text and cool house music ( she will perhaps not like that music so much),  my sis will play it for her on Xmas when they chilling infront of the fire place drinking some muled wine. It be great, am sure! Positive thinking helps. For some. 

I love family life and i do miss them but it be ok, we have a deal, regardless what happen on Xmas they cant call me, cos then i break down and get sad imaging them all there all cuddled up inside with lots of candles and snowy and stormy outside. Anyway, thats how i see it in my head, and we all know my head and reality is not always correct. In fact, its pretty messed up :)

Found this picture on Facebook today.. hillarious lol! And with that i wish you happy weekend and safe journey to all those travelling home for Xmas to loved ones.

anna panna...

Bruises, smashed thooth and Italian poker fishes! Life is good!

Its Thursday ... and am starting to recover from a heavy Monday night party.
We got all these public holidays in Malta where one are bound to go crazy and as we had one Tuesday, well who am I to stop old traditions like that.

Recover is a BIG word this time. I still got a swollen knee, a blue hip, some concrete peeling in my face and a very blue check… and yea sorry almost forgot, also lost a bit of a tooth. When THE woman goes down she goes down not with style but hard. Another time I had a terrible bad bruise of a flat hand on my as. Yes you read right. And it was sadly not even connected with any hanky panky, it was just.. a slap in a bar that really really hurted, trust me the guy doing it wont do that again : ).

So this is better, I can sit in front of my computer and heel : ) .. and I been doing just that.  

I picked up some little online grinding again at an Italian site, playing in an Italian software and it’s to say the least funny! Taking some time to get a hang of all the Italian names on buttons and surely there been some clicks that should been raises and vice versa lol but hey hoe in the total grand scheme of things, its okay. 

Xmas, this terrible overrated holiday where I will do my utmost best to eat pizza, drink beers, bake happy cookies filled with funny mushrooms and NOT play carols on TV and visit places where its decorated with RED, after all RED is a ManUrinated color and never gone well with my blue blood. 

Xmas also means all the office leaving to go back to mamas and papas in DK so it will be a bit lonely but I have to make do with whats left : ) mooaaaaaaaa!

 

tjing tjing

panna

I want to be a cuddly Labrador

It’s always puzzled me how we humans handle our days going through so many stages of emotions, hopefully most of them good emotions, but sadly for many people not.  It puzzles me that we spend so much energy on things that clearly can’t be resolved, fixed or altered that very day anyway.

And yes, I say we, because I do this as well – of course.
Why cant we be a bit more like .. dogs?

• Food yeaaay!
• Ohh someone is coming Weeee!
• Going out, now, yea? Weee!
• OMG a cat!!! 
• Water, lets swim! ohhhh MUMMY its.. MUUD!!! yeay!
• Car, car CAR!! -yes lets go for a drive!
• Shadow on the wall… it MOVES god dammed it moves!
• Flush , pls flush the toilet, now now.. I see the water spin!!!!

We all should live a bit more in the present, dogs really got the hang of that! Everything happening is like THE most funniest thing ever. Amazing.

So many things can’t be changed it’s there because we are different, have been raised with different values, different experiences in life, different sizes of backpacks to carry around, each and everyone meaning different things and being differently heavy for us. Either one accepts that and enjoys each other’s company or one simply has to cut some ppl out and move on. What many people seem to forget is that, what’s right for one is not necessarily right for another. I forget this too. Ah well… I rarely do anything right when it comes to myself so for sure no one would ever follow my way so I don’t have to worry about that.

I really really done some bad decisions in life *shaking my head* but one can’t let that stop you from making new decisions, meeting new people, trusting new people and even loving new people. Its not easy but a life without interacting with others is not really a life, even though I am indeed talking to my dog. 

Dear god, in next life, can I please be a loved fat, cuddly Labrador in a family that let me sleep in bed and allows me to share their take away food. I be good and happy and I will not eat too many shoes. I even will let the kids dress me up now and then if needed. Great. Thanks.

Today… go out there and tell someone that you like them, for whatever small reason it might be - do it! Everyone needs to hear it and feel appreciated. 

I don’t like everyone :) FAR from lol, some might even say am quite picky, but hey am always ready to give a second chance. If you feel you deserve one, let me know!

Panna

PS... Karma is some scary shit eh?

Red brothel/porno bedroom or poker?

So people, where you want me to start?
With my new red brothel porno looking bedroom that make me sleep like a QUEEN ( yea all your psycho hobby therapists out there go into the tank now with you) or this weekend’s madness cashgame with 1000 of the cute ones here to entertain me.

Well, am sure the red brothel porno bedroom can wait so let’s start with the important things.

Played this massive Betpro 100 000 guaranteed freeroll and that was fun, for about 1 hr. Then it was not fun. Snip snap - over and out. Enough of that, it was a freeroll. Whining is for sore losers : ) poker is and always should be fun, and it was a very good PR event! Was hoping for more ‘short skirts dressed girls’ but if the boys don’t complain who am i to complain ?

So as I only really play cashgame when the Italians are here, I decided that be on the agenda for the weekend. And to sum it up easy and smooth it goes like this,  Aces, kings and queens cracked trillions of times times, won huge pot’s with 72 , 64, 63 ect yea, poker is sooooo easy.Not. Lot of chit chat, good times, shouting and screaming (really think it’s the espresso that makes them all wind up) and as we all know, English is not the Italians strong side, a lot of hand gestures and drinks later, I figure it’s time to go home, kind of missed both my cozy dog and my red brothel bedroom.

Never get tired of this clip.. brighten's my day ALWAYS : )

Woke up Saturday mid day with a crucifying headache, so FFS Portomaso,  stop giving me the bad vodka. I want the good stuff, from second shelf; give the other vodka to those who don’t tip : ) .. ..and then we went on repeat for 2 days. You can start reading from the sum up again.  Only difference is I changed the vodka to Malibu pineapple, yea healthier choice I know, scary, going downhill from here id say! But I got tricked into it by a real cute smiling young lad so who am I to say no? And wuupti…. The younger generation knows how to do it…. NO headache!!

Monday and, yea it’s a bit dull, always feel sad and gloomy when all the Italian's going home.
Malta is a bit better with them here. Fact.
Come back – soon!

Panna

1000 Italians = value?

Oh my... Portomaso Casino is once again invaded by the flathandbags ppl ... .. loud, and good smelling,  espresso sipping ITALIANS!!

And this time.. 1000 of them. We like. A lot.

Its Betpro that has a campaign, 100k Euro guranteed freeroll and i said all along i wont play it, didnt bother to involve myself in the qualifing satellites and far from that it was invitational only, but in last minute i was handed over a ticket so i told myself, lets rumble!

Said and done, i lasted 2 levels lol.
Holding KQ on a KQ5 flop i though i was good... ending with K high flush i also though i was good but nope... river gave fi a Ace hig flush holding A9 so hey hoe - player out!

No big deal, moved on to cashtables and it was pure madness from start to finish :) gooood madness!

Well done Portomaso for pulling of this big event, respect.