Swedish Köttbullar and Sex Addiction!

I have simply not even had my TV on for 3 weeks.
Since premier league is over for the season it’s not much interesting to watch.
But yesterday I took an early night cuddle up in bed with a cup of tea and TT on my right side and turned on the TV, and it took me about 5 minutes to remember why it’s been off for 3 weeks.

OMFG, Jesus Christ!

I mean I can understand people want to do different programs right, but HOW in this world do they find people to be in them??? For an example there was this documentary about being sex addicted. Well….what can I say? The programme followed a man and his wife where the man had this problem. And it was a bit odd because I came into the programme like in middle so I hade to watch quite a while before I manage to figure out WHAT he was addicted to and that kind of kept me watching. So…this man obviously cheated a bit now and then but that was really not the biggest problem, apparently! The biggest problem was that he “even on their honeymoon masturbated”. Hmmm well…am not going to get to deep into this because to me well… anyway! Lets move on.

So obviously he masturbated rather then having sex with the wife but she said she could only allowed, (WTF allowed???)him to have sex with her maximum of 2 times a week so what is the poor bugger going to do? It was really amuzing how this clinic they where at for a 3 days treatment look at this problem, First of all masturbation was totally out of the question they compeered it with alcoholism. And they had to do a lot of deeeeeeeeeeep looking into my eyes and say “I will never touch my penis again” WTF? The doctor said: the penis belongs to God and your wife and occasionally you can borrow it to pee with!
Woow thanks sir!

Well…am more stunned over the fact they find people who are willing to hang them self out in this programmes then the fact that there actually are “doctors” that say these things. And the solution to this mans problem was a rubber band around his wrist and every time he felt like masturbating he was going to pull it 10 centimetres out from his wrist and snap it back. Standard or?

And of course he had this problem because his mother didn’t love him enough and never hug and kiss him as a child. Really, am so tired of hearing that as an excuse to being a rapist or a mass murder or in this case a sex addict. Get a grip will ya? And yea.. when the now indeed very happy couple left the clinic they said: we could never sort this without XXXXX. And in all American style they raise their arms in the air holding hands, like a boxer celebrating! OMG OMG OMG

TT is the funniest dog ever I think. Today I was in the kitchen doing “köttbullar” you know famous Swedish köttbullar and trust me I do really good ones. But I had the fan and loud music on so I didn’t hear my phone beeping for an incoming SMS. But TT runs of into my bedroom and normally she never leaves the kitchen if there are cooking going on- trust me she don’t. She came back with the phone, she carried very gentle it in the leather stripe I have on it so it was like hanging out from her mouth, she came into the kitchen and sat down beside me waving her tail! would love to think she did it becasue she knows i get happy receving those messages but i acually think she did it more to earn another köttbulle then to really help me out, she is very clever this little brat!

Anyway it was from Vegas, as always these days, and I just love it, get hand rapports and funny incidents and +- reports, love love love love it! The message said: Not doing too good, put on more lucky bin bins! So I did, of course, even though I already had 8 on. So after a while I text back asking: better now? And got back: yes but keep them on! I like this kind of communication. lol I really do! We both know that bin bins don’t really help but it for sure is fun!

Today I was to the swimming house, will try to that a bit regular now, needing better stamina and shaping up a bit, sitting too much in front of computer last year! I used to swim a lot and I used to be quite trained but I know it’s going to be hard work to get back to it but one has to start somewhere. When I use to train regularly it was no problem for me to swim intense for more then an hour, now I can do 25 minutes and that’s it, lol, so hell yea, loooong way back! And yes before anyone ask, i didn’t go to the swimming house until my friend left the poker tables in Vegas to go to bed, because bin bins has to come off in the swimming house! When I take shower I always text saying no big pots nearest 5 minutes!! And always get back: ok hear you!

Its funny, I mean sitting hours and hours around a table can get to you really and if I can make it a bit brighter sending wacko text telling about my day and TT`s silly things she does all the time I happy do so. Am a good cheerleader!

Now am off for a long walk with TT and when getting back am going to watch an episode of last season of 24 and also bike my indoor bike along to it, very very boring but not often I feel up for it so better work when the iron I hot. Today is one of those rare days! Very rare. Standard.

Todays Tick: My köttbullar, they are awesome! Drop by and eat, I always cook too much.

Todays Tock: snapping rubber band around your wrist to stop a man from masturbating WTF!

And if you got this far I think you should leave a comment, I love to have them.

Xxxxx
C4Q & TT

Festival in town a battle With Mr Pizza!

Yepp, time for the annual festival in this town and it for sure has its sweet moments. Like today for an example,. I could eat fried bananas and ice-cream to breakfast 16.00 a clock that not very day! And I can go out 03.00 and buy thai /wook/langos or what ever, that’s not standard in this town.

Nothing really new under the sun, my MTT`s glory with 7 Final tables last week seems to be gone, but giving up isn’t really my thing even though my shark scope on STT tell me I hade 8 massive heart attacks and finally now are not only dead but stone cold berried. LOL.

Challenge to turn it around. I will. Or start all over when am better with a nick you all can follow. And then I play you all one by one and smatter you!
It’s good to have a reasonable goal right?

Leaving it for a while though until my mentor gets back from the sin city. Got a shiploads of hands for him to work him self trough LOL, he will be very happy, NOT. Who cares.

TT is very annoying right now, she is in her fase of “female dog want male dog come and bang me” and it’s no JOKE folks!! But she is controlling that specific part very well she is not humping people or so but thing is she collect things and treat them as her puppies and god forbid if I want any of it such as my shoes! Geee she looks at me like am a baby murder and minute am done with my shoe’s she fetches them right back and cuddle up with them in her place. Wacko dog. Ah well it will pass in a week or two so no harm just fecking annoying.

The other evening I was playing a tourney and we all know how hungry one gets of hard solid body work keeping your AA holding up against 92 off and such so I pick up the phone wanting to order pizza, from a place where I know they deliver them home.
Ok so I ring the number and want to make my order, the man says: you need buy two pizzas we don’t deliver else. Ok cants see a problem here so I say- hang on I ask TT what she wants. And here is where it all get weird, the man ask me who is TT? And am not sure that’s really any of his business, what you all think? Why he needs to know who TT is?
But am a very polite girl so I say: it’s my dog.
The man says- my pizza is for no dog!
And then he HANGS up the phone!! WTF

Am stunned to silence, stirs at the phone and say to TT. -This man is a freaking mental case we shall have our pizzas if I so have to bomb threat him, TT agree. Not always standard but she is also hungry. So I phone again (thing is this is the only place that do home deliver of pizzas in this town, else I would of course phone someone else)

The man answers. And I say -hi it’s me again you just hang up on me. He says:- yes my pizzas not for dogs, swedish people very crazy. WTF? Who is this little man? Ok I say: listen here now MR capricosa man, I want to order two pizzas, and I force my self, very very hard, to say pleeeeeease because I really really want this pizzas, or one, the other one it for TT. The man is silent for awhile and says: -you promise no dog eat? WTF??? Is this man for real?

Here am split, I don’t really like lying to people but I really really need these pizzas. So I say-what you say can we do a compromise? The man say- like what you meaning? (and yes he talks this funnie its not my English) I say: can you agree I give her the sides and not the juicy parts? And I cant believe am standing here 2007 negotiating with a pizza man about what to feed my dog but I stopped being surprised anymore of weird things in my life.
He says- wait. And he turns to someone else in there and talks a language I definitely don’t understand. He comes back and says- ok. Pizzas for no dog, you make promise.
And I of course make this solid promise and am still very very keen to know if he was making fun with me or as I would like to think me making fun of him, I want to believe it was me but I am honestly not sure. Compromises FTW!

Of course TT hade more then the sides. Moooaaaaaaaa:
WE WON the pizza war!

Witch makes me a bit bad cheating on our promise to the man and that makes me think of a Ytube clip someone posted on poker net.. Am baaad, Am baaaaad.. Hilarious!
And they say the only one this man beat on the ship was Zupp! I think Zupp should let his Frida play him, instant cash out then I think.
I dunno why i cant make the link work inside the text so i put on the left meny, called Am BAD. Enjoy.


Todays Tick: Fried bananas for breakfast, one gotta love that!

Todays Tock: TT´s suddenly erg to treat everything smaller then a sofa as her dog puppies!

xxxxx
C4Q & TT and a lot of babies

TT the Hero Girl & Vegas 2008 (Dohhh)

Ah well… right now am so annoyed at my self for not bothering to play satellites going to Vegas. It really is the place to be this time of year of being poker interested. Got so many m8`s there right now and you can really find tournaments in all different price ranges so even me would be able to play great organised live poker every day. I didn’t bothered either with rake race or satellites, its been a hard winter/spring in many ways, divorcing and all that shit that no one plan but just suddenly are a reality so I haven’t really had the energy for anything until lately, now am ok again, or will be, in time.

The tricky part by being here and m8´s being in Vegas is the time different because my phone is beeping constantly and I LOVE it, love to hear about there hands and beats and how they are progressing, just love it and am also good in cheering and supporting, am the BEST lucky charm anyone can have lol. I hope.

TT is just the best, walking her this morning I pass trough town and I then put leash on her, otherwise she run lose all the time. She stops and sit down, ok what now? Refuses, totally refuses to go anywhere and instead she insists by going back, eh!!! WTF!?

But I know my TT very well so I know there is something bugging her so I let her have her way and we turn back and after maybe 10 meters she stops marketing a spot in the grass, I look and what did I find,.. My keys! I haven’t even noticed lol they fall out my pocket. Standard.

So today TT is the hero!
I say to her: good girl, when we get back home you deserve… MUD FOOTIE!! And she was very happy with that so once again we got all muddy and dirty and totally soaking wet since the rain was pouring like crazy-love it! So now am sitting here after a warm shower and having a cup of hot chocolate besides me, it feels more like October then July. TT is cuddled up in a blanket, she is the most cold dog I ever had and after her shower she was trembling, what a chicken!

TT is the best. Early this morning when my phone where beeping regularly since my mentor where doing well in the CEO tour at Venetian and TT was very interesting to help out with the texting putting her nose there but I told her to bug of and she got to sleep. Well.. lol.. she was lying with all her 4 feet straight up in the air and every time my phone beeps she wave her tail and stop when I take the phone, and then when it beeps again she start her tail again and this goes on for like 2 hrs, still with her feet up in the air, VERY wacko.

How come she turned into a wacko dog? Can anyone explain that, I simply don’t understand?

Well I just decided that next year I will be in Vegas 100%. The main event am not that interested in actually, it’s just a silly dream and the odds of doing well of 10 000 people are too small for my brain but the side events and smaller tourneys, all this tourneys everywhere or STT maaaan could kill for being there right now. Next year I will set up a team with my mentor, we go there and crush those tournaments, lol, well no point being humble is it, and we are the best. Standard.

Today I also heard from an Irish m8 over there, he came in top 20 in the PLO championship and I missed that, am not that much into Omaha so that’s why, but big big congratulations, he is a very skilled player so am not surprised at all, and his name will surely be seen more places around. Look forward to see you in Ireland to the autumn! Drinks on – you, always lol.

ok am off to the swimming house in a bit, taking that up again. Ah well, lets see, normaly i get bored after a day or two and quit but i try ok?


Today’s Tick: TT-The key finder! And of course also Mr Mentor that let me have a part of Vegas here in my world, regularly entertaining me with text messages for 4 days now containing all sorts of things from Muppet play to celebrity spotting and lap dance reports. Standard. The man really likes his lap dances!


Today’s Took: My self. Am very lazy. Why did I not even try to get a trip to Vegas?

cheers
anna panna banana & Hero TT

He must have a very boring wife!

My neighbour rang my door about 05. Why?

Well I didn’t have a party or play loud music or for that matter having crazy sex on the kitchen table. I kind of wish all of it but nope! - I laughed. Just simply laughed! WTF?

And noooo my laugh isn’t that horrible, at least I don’t think so but sometimes when I start I can’t stop and it was really hilarious and I laughed so I cried. It was a post on a poker forum that just flipped me out, I was tired too after being tossed around the tables but still it was so hilarious written that I couldn’t help it. So my neighbours little terrier started to bark and they couldn’t sleep. As a side not in this I can say my TT slept like a baby trough all this, Standard.

Well it rings on the door and I open, still laughing and whipping my eyes and there he is in a very RED and now we are talking RED morning very gayish dress with his hair all “sleepy” ah well I simple don’t know what to call it, it was hilarious fun that too! And he says:–hello.

Ok fair enough but I can’t say anything so I just put my hand up in some peace salute greetings ala me Jane u Tarzan and shake my head. He says- are you alone?In all fairness I don’t think that’s any of his business, right? But I can’t say that so I nod my head, still laughing. He looks over my shoulder into my apartment like he was expecting 4 clowns and 8 stands up comedian or something. He says- you woke up our dog and you have to stop this laughing because he will not stop barking!

And must ad here that their little bloody dog barks to everything! Sometimes TT sits by the door stirring at the door tossing her head to left and right listening to that maniac little rat, TT is Quiet though, just listening to the little bugger.

I really hope you all can all see this sight in front of you because I still cant stop laughing and I wanted sooo badly to say – put on some pan pipe music it will calm him down, cos that was really what the post on pokernet was all about,, but I cant speak, trust me I tried but it was jidder jadder so I just try to say – sorry I will do my best, and then I crack down again. He clap his hand along his red dress and says- I give up, I give up. He said it TWICE CLAPPING his hands, turns around and goes.

Well. What can I say?
But honestly if I rang the door at a neighbour 05 in the morning and the person laughs so she almost peeing her self, I think I will start to laugh too, at least smile and classify her as a nutcase and let her be but I wouldn’t be angry, but hey maybe that’s just me, I dunno.
Note that TT didn’t even bother to jump down from the bed during all this! My dog is really wacko or she just used to me, I dunno. Seems pretty standard in this household. And yes am single- wonder why LOL!

I might add too that earlier in the evening, well ok, quite nightish time I realised it was raining like madness outside witch I love so I took TT with me out and played fottie in the backyard on the grass and it was great, all muddy and slippery and we looked like two mud wrestlers, also pretty standard. Great fun laughing and talking to TT like she is a human but thing is TT tackles really well to get the boll but am quite stubborn me too and the fact that TT got more red cards then a whole deck doesn’t seem to bother her at all, she is very happy and unaware of the world of rules and regulations, really!

Well when I did this, maybe around 01 or so, dunno, I notice this neighbour hanging behind his curtain looking at us, so I think I kind of built up to it already there.

Can also add that this is the same neighbour that caught me doing snow angels in the snow last winter 4 a clock in the morning wearing only my pyjamas and big glows and boots. I mean seriously when new snow is coming one CANT control one self from doing snow angels, simply cant, no one can- or? Me and TT can’t anyway. Then that I was so eager to get out so I forgot my keys and had to throw snowballs on their window so they open the door for me, well, I was excited to get out and also my pyjamas don’t really have pocket for keys, FFS am only human, I forgot! And he was up anyway spying on me and TT so I don’t think opening the door for us was that much of trouble but obviously he is a cranky one.
I think his wife must be very very boring.

How come so many men have boring wife’s?
They tell me that all the time?
I think its there own fault really. One are not boring in one self, that’s not possible but if hanging with boring people well then you get boring yourself, very simple. Never understood why people make life so complicated.

And just now it strikes me, so many moves from this house. I lived her 6 years and I been her longest. I never really thought about it before but maybe it’s my fault!!!!
Chist! But.. really.. come on! Fottie and snow angles FTW!

I actually think learning how to be a decent STT player will eventually help me a lot in my life, because even if a suicide bomber rings my door I will think its quite simple to handle, BECAUSE the beats and the variance in STT is no joke! Jeeeeeeeeesus! I think I played 50 today or so and maybe ITM (that silly word, who came up with it really) in 5!!! That’s no joke, and I been spending 2 hours now going over HH and I simply cant understand how I could not WIN at least a few more? But obviously I didn’t so. It’s a huge relief to sit down on a cash table and get simple standard beats as KK against AA and such lovely things, I mean it feels like sugar compared to the STT one outer programmed dealer. Actually it’s really are fuc**** up my brain.

And my mentor is of course in Vegas where everyone else but me is right now. And the moron texted me saying- I stay here it’s so great; you really should have come with me! Yeaaa that one want to hear sitting here getting all grey-haired and frustrated.

Am 100% sure that those who do STT instead of cash game are happier and more relaxed people, they MUST be, because if you can handle that variance then you can handle everything!

Todays Tick: Well it has to be “Gambler” for making that post that made me laugh like I have not done for several days, and also “Codiciado” for giving me such sweet compliment in that thread saying: I'd wish all girls was as easy as you Anna-Panna ;-)
Well I know one can misinterpreted that “easy” but I can assure you its not THAT easy, but just.. Easy!

Todays Took: Here am not sure actually. The man or the variance. Cant decide, take both. What a heck , MY blog I do what I want. Also pretty standard.

Love ya all!

Anna panna & TT

NB: the comment tool is put there to be used! Dohhhhhh!

Grrr....weak play never rewarding!

Its 06.00 here witch means I can go and have breakfast at bakery around the corner so am going to take TT with me and do so. Was quite a poker night and one can in all fairness say am hugely disappointed but one have to take it as an experience all right.

Played a 80 K Guarantee and we where around 400 to start. I did well all the way and when 13 left I was nr 3 in chips very close to first and second so wasn’t very worried. Then the problem started… I got involved in a hand I didn’t have to get involve in but I felt I been letting people boss me around on my blinds too long so I defended and semi hit and well… ghaaaa, you all know how it is. There I lost 35%of my stack. Hand after I chose to take a coin flip against a small stack with my pocket QQ and his A9 of course held up, Ace on turn. Standard. Well after that I was very crippled and pick up 1010 and with only 15 BB left I push, I don’t regret it, I do it any day of the week again and again, and was called by a small stacked with QJ and hit his J on river. Standard.

Anyway end of that. Just hoped to make it really high up, good money and be able to stretch my back and say I can do this, am good enough. But back on the horse, I gone over my HH and I think I played two hands really really bad that cost me a lot, and one of them I played bad because I not played it, lol, getting all weak and scary for the big boys when closing in on FT. Bad bad.. but I be back, trust me. I can hold my own; this was my 7 th FT this week, not freaking Sunday million but good enough and darn good practise.

Else a funny night with friends over MSN cheering for each other, Sundays are like that, tournament day of the week.

Todays Tick: my play down to 20 people, so great I almost pee my pants!! My mentor would be proud.

Todays Tock: my play from 15 down to 10. Played like a cissy!! My mentor would be ashamed.

cheers/